either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
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I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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