whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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