About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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