i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
The struggles of a small town man whore
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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