6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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