I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
is wine microwaveable?
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we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
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I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
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Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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