break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
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remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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