Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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