if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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