Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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