ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
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I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
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They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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