i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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