it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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