I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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