Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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