I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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