So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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