White coat. Heels.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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