She said her name was "party"
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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