If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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