question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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