so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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