check it out our google latitudes are spooning
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
So apparently I’m into choking now