You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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