He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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