Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Randomize
