If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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