How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i drank out of a bidet.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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