I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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