i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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