Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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