a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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