she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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