The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
