I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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