He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Randomize
