So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
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He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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