god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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