he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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