Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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