I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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