I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
