We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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