He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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