Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(612): View more from Minnesota

from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.

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(480): View more from Arizona

This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi

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(336): View more from North Carolina

nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans

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(661): View more from California

so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats

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(419): View more from Ohio

You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?

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(951): View more from California

she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.

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(407): View more from Florida

How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.

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(406): View more from Montana

I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.

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