Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.