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• (330): View more from Ohio

  i can't believe i had my finger in that

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• (650): View more from California

  just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...

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• (714): View more from California

  I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.

  (224): View more from Illinois

  Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.

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