I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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