You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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