First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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