is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
she looked like the before picture.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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