i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
You're like the curious george of whores
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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