the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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