i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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