I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
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I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You need a sexual gate keeper
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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