normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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