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• (650): View more from California

  Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Its weird to pet your cat with a boner

  (1-406): View more from Montana

  What the fuck?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?

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• (631): View more from New York

  So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  It's not a walk of shame if you run

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