Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
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you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
It's not a walk of shame if you run