im drinking this country out of the recession.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE