I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.