Im at strip club and am horny
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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